Welcome to My Strange World! (Intro)

This is the jungles of the Philippines, a chain of lost islands in the Pacific Ocean. Of course cannibalism like people eating real humans still exists here. (No joke.) See? I come from the jungles.

These are ‘farm’ fires. It’s similar to a forest fire- it can literally burn your house and kill you, but it’s also beautiful for photography and it’s also videogenic. (It has a lot of special effects and the sound is amazing, much better than watching a movie!) But of course, I won’t find it beautiful if it destroys my house. Fires happen time to time and the 911 is useless (By the time they arrived, your house is all in ashes.) but that’s okay, I and my whole family protect ourselves by praying decades of the holy rosary.

And this is my rabbit. He’s dead. One day, my two ugly dogs just literally ate him: They played tag of war with my rabbit and split him apart into pieces. Only the head was found, decapitated and the butt was missing. Disgusting. Oh well, that’s the nice thing about being on a farm- you can have a lot of animals and a big animal graveyard too! You’ll find out more about this sooner.



And this is my family and my house: The farm. Of course we were much younger back then but the house just got worst. It just got more decapitated. You see, unlike many families I know who rather spend their savings and build a beautiful big house, my family doesn’t care about that. Makes sense: Why would I want to build a mansion with plenty rooms that I wouldn’t even use? And the maintenance, upkeep is hell! So where does our money go to?

We spend it instead to travel the entire world! Better! More educational and fun too! If you want to know more about my travel and tips, I posted them in a more suitable site for travel which is http://www.virtualtourist.com/ and just type matt10 at the search members or, even better! Just copy and paste this link: http://members.virtualtourist.com/m/ec3ef/

Well anyway, and this is my family, you probably think we look normal or fine-looking.
Well you’re wrong!You only know them 0.01%!
My family is strange, eccentric (the perfect word for them).
You’ll see soon in this blog.



And finally, this is me! Matt.
So stay tuned and keep checking out my blog and you’ll soon find out all about my dream girl, my dream wedding, my animal graveyard, my family and more! I promise, it won’t be boring!